I see

I was talking with someone, that someone is someone who don't respect the own language he is speaking.

Me: Oh I see...
Someone: See me?
Me: Yes.
Me: I see you.
Someone: You see me?
Me: Yes.
Me: I see you.
Someone: For what?
Me: For some reason.
Someone: You in love with me?
Someone: Haiz...
Someone: So sad.
Me: You do you think?
Someone: You think you do?
Me: (Looking at the floor)
Someone: Tree can talk? Sad... I must be dreaming.
Me: Where?
Someone: You need water?
Me: What do you think?
Someone: No need.
Someone: Got rain water.
Me: Oh...
Someone: You see.
Someone: I know.
Someone: You see me.
Me: (Looking at the floor) Saw you!
Someone: I haven't die don't use past tense.